I don't know.
We have this little game we play at work. It's called "Blood or Chocolate?" If you work in a library, you probably play a similar game. Basically, you get a book with stains on the pages and have to guess...bodily fluid? Or food?
In this episode of "Blood or Chocolate," my coworker came over to me, held out a book, and said, "uh...you have to look at this. Tell me what you think it is."
Part of me wishes I had taken a picture. Alas, I didn't, so a word picture will have to do. The book was a romance novel, and at the bottom of the page, right about where you would grab to turn to the next page, was a fingerprint-sized, slightly raised, crusty white oval.
Blood or chocolate, guys? Bodily fluid or food?
I recently offered an escape room at our library, and one of the things you have to find in order to escape is a black light. Since we had said black light available, we decide hey, why leave this to a guess? We have the tools here to either confirm or disprove, to a reasonable level anyway, our darkest fear.
We trooped over to the supply closet to retrieve the black light. Found a dark-ish area. Winced as we shone the light on the page...and it glowed.
It was cum, you guys.
I may wash, but I will never be clean.
